The Kingdom of Womble 15779 is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 2.41 billion Womble 15779ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.6%.

The strong Womble 15779ian economy, worth 109 trillion lire a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 45,637 lire, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 282,698 per year while the poor average 3,178, a ratio of 88.9 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, the tenet of free speech is held dear, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 15779's national animal is the cow.

Womble 15779 is ranked 245,052^nd in the world and 17,094^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.13 flags saluted per person per day.